Monday, August 20, 2012

Emergency Rooms and the Persistance of Nasal Cilia


It's hard to find a lot of positives about spending time in emergency rooms, doctor's offices, and diagnostic imaging centers. There are lots of opportunities to pray for people, and that's good. It builds gratitude for those who work and serve the hurting in those places, and gratitude is a good thing. And you get to read magazines that you might not normally pick up.

While playing the waiting game the other night, my one magazine option was Popular Science. From it I learned that you shouldn't pull out those pesky nose hairs because the nose is apparently a dirty, dirty place. Pulling can lead to infection.

Fascinating.

Even more fascinating is the fact that our nasal passages are filled with cilia which are constantly in motion, sweeping particulates into gunk deposits that we get rid of later in various ways. Apparently the cilia live on even once we have passed away, and forensic scientists can peek at it to help determine time of death.

I had no idea.

You learn the strangest things in the strangest places.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Ghost Writing for Dummies 3

Today's mind-blowing emailed ghost writing opportunity:
I am looking for a Ghost Writer to Finish a thriller I am writing.

You will need to read, edit, and finish a 75,000 word book. So far I have written 28,000 words.

The writer must be familiar with thriller writers and have a great command of American English and World Politics.

If you are upto this task apply with your CV, testimonials and sample work

Budget: $90.00 

Are these people out of their minds?

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Ghost Writing for Dummies 2

Here's another fantabulous ghost writing opportunity, if you happen to be a Wiccan. And desperate.

Hello,

I am looking for a gifted ghost writer to write a special report.
About 10,000 words.  Budget: $100
I will need it in a week. 
I need someone with experience in the Wicca field.
I am looking for a long-term relationship, since i have other projects like this one.
Please send me a sample of your work.

Many thanks